This episode is the first episode of Season Five (or Thirty-One depending who you ask), called The Eleventh Hour. From the site: The Doctor has regenerated but is thrown into danger before he’s able to recover. With the TARDIS wrecked and the sonic screwdriver destroyed the new Doctor has just twenty minutes to save the world… but he has a young woman called Amy Pond to help him.

Oh, the earth, that looks promising.
Oh look, London, I’m shocked.
My goodness, he certainly looks like he’s in for it eh?
OK, the close call over Big Ben was kind of a cheap shot.
I sort of like the lightning tunnel intro.
Oooh! New font, a bit serify and all slabs. VERY nice!
I like the new logo too.
Hello typical garden and house.
What an adorable little girl.
Crack in the wall, eh? Interesting.
She put praying on hold, hee! It was to Santa, but still.
Oh noes. Poor TARDIS!
Nice music cue there for the new Doctor’s grand entrance.
“I’m still cooking.” heh.
Nice little hop up there. I might like him.
“If you’re a doctor, why does your box say police?” Nothing gets by her!
“New mouth, new rules.” Hee!
“You’re Scottish, fry something.”
Wait what? He ate bacon and thinks she’s trying to poison him!? Maybe I don’t like the new one after all…
How did he break something with bread and butter? Maybe that’s why he didn’t like it.
Fish fingers and custard? How was there custard in a box? Is this normal in the UK?
No mum and dad? Awww.
Helluva scary crack in your wall…
Cute little apple she gave him…
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Nice callback…
A split in the skin of the world? Ooooh.
Prisoner Zero has escaped.
Oh Doctor I hope this works.
The corner of his eye? uh oh.
“How can a box have engines?” I kinda like her.
Awww. “Am I people?” hehe
I hope it’s only five minutes, I want those two to have adventures!
Oh now she’s packing. He won’t be back in five minutes.
Wait that door is open it wasn’t before. Uh oh.
Can Amelia even see that door?
Oh no she’s waiting for him. My heart is breaking for her.
Well he’s back, anyway.
!!!!
Who cracked him on the head? Mysterious aunt?
Now we’re at hospital?
What’s going on?
Oh they aren’t calling her, they’re calling “doctor” which is something else again.
Oh no. She’s Amelia. I know it.
Conversation? Rory?
Pictures on his phone?
Why won’t she uncuff him?
If she’s the police how does she not have a key?
A face nobody listens to? Hehe. I have one too, Doctor.
Oh this won’t end well.
Ew. His screwdriver is covered in goop. Ick.
He said get out. GO!
AHHHH!
THAT THING IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the bad alien done to you?
“It’s an inter dimensional multiform from outer space, they’re all terrified of wood.” hahaha
A kissogram? Oh my.
It’s a guy and a dog?
And the guy is barking. Not bad, actually barking.
AHHHHHH
I had no idea needly teeth were as freaky as they are now.
“Safe apart from…you know, incineration.”
Twelve years late!
SEE? I TOLD YOU SHE WAS AMELIA!
Ohhhhhhh no. I think they mean “the human residents” of EARTH, not just the house.
That eyeball is a little weird too.
“Also crimes.” I like him still.
A nurse? Oh no…hahahaha
“I dabble!” lol!
“You were a little girl five minutes ago!” I might forgive the bacon thing…
“I’m the Doctor I’m worse than EVERYBODY’S Aunt!” OK I like him more…
Twenty Minutes?
I KNEW IT! All of Earth!
Snowflakes with eyeballs? This is WAY weirding me out.
What is wrong with him? Too soon for what?
Hey that’s the guy from the hospital! Rory right?
Why would she delay him?
Oh there’s the apple.
Oh noes.
“Believe me for twenty minutes.”
I’m glad he kept the Chucks. Nice callback.
Nice! I have GOT to get me a Sonic Screwdriver.
Oh noes!!!! No more screwdriver!? Yikes!
That needly teeth thing is still creeping me out.
Come on Rory, get with it! Stop being hung up on who he is.
“Blimey, get a girlfriend, Jeff!” Liking him better all the time.
Oooh, bossy Doctor. “Two diagrams AND a joke!” I forgive the bacon thing now.
Oh my. Look at Amy go in that Mini!
“Patrick, behave.” hee!
He came back to tell him to delete his internet history? OK I like him. I don’t know what bebo or whatever it is is, but I want to know now!
He’s driving a firetruck. Does everyone who drives a firetruck make that face? I like to think so. I bet it’s awesome.
It is official needly teeth are SCARY!
Not this time, eh?
“I did not open the crack.” oh?
“The cracks in the skin of the universe, don’t you know where they came from?”
“The universe is cracked. The Pandorica will open. Silence will fall.” I have a feeling that’s the season, right there.
“I’m never saying that again.” Oh good.
She’s gonna become Amy? Oh crap.
Oh no. It’s Amelia.
“Silence will fall.” Again with that. Oh crap.
What happens to Amy?
“The sun is back to normal, right?” How do you know in England?
“I’m saving the world, I need a decent shirt.” Excellent plan.
I notice Amy doesn’t turn round.
WHOA! Those were some old villains.
OLD DOCTORS TOO!!!
I just watched that bit again. It was awesome.
OK he’s kind of a badass. He made the Atraxi flee while wearing a bow tie. I think that counts.
Not sure what I think about Amy just yet.
That dumb normal looking key still bothers me. (:
“Oh you sexy thing.” Hee!
“Bowties are cool.” “Are you from another planet?” “Yeah.”
“I grew up.” “Don’t worry, I’ll soon fix that.” Take me! I’ll sign up! Stop buggering off to England and come to the US!
OMG the new TARDIS is beautiful. Weird and wonderful.
“You’re the Scottish girl in the English village, and I know how that feels.” So do I.
What’s tomorrow morning?
Nice new screwdriver! Oh I love the typewriter…
That screen is showing the crack. That’s probably bad.
“I am definitely a madman with a box.”
Oh look, a big white dress. Tomorrow morning, huh?

So far I have some ambivalence about Amy, but I like this Doctor some. I’m still suspicious of his bacon aversion, but he is overcoming it. On to the next one!

Now a coming soon clip for the series:
Hey, River Song!
OMG DALEKS
OMG ANGELS
OMG FANGS
CYBERMEN!
Pew pew!
Van Gogh? Rory?
River out the airlock?

This episode is the eleventh episode of Season Four (or Thirty depending who you ask), called Turn Left. From the site: As Donna’s world collapses, she finds help from a mysterious blonde woman – but can Donna and Rose stop the approaching Darkness?

* Someplace Asian. Hmmm.
* I love watching them enjoy themselves! Lovely!
* Where is she off to?
* Your future predicted? She’s happy now! Hooray! You know, or not.
* She can see a man. A remarkable man. That’s true!
* What the hell is that scrabbling clattery noise behind her?
* This is weird, watching the flashbacks.
* What if you go right? She wouldn’t have anything she has now.
* OMG SOMETHING ON HER BACK! From the Roman episode?
* Don’t do it!!
* OK fine, but only because I love a good alt.timeline tale!
* Christmas eh?
* Is that blonde woman her friend Nerys or whatever her name was?
* She can see the bug sorta but not…?
* OMG the Christmas star is the Racnos spider thing! And she’s missing it!
* She was supposed to be the middle of that and now she’s a spectator.
* Something on your back? That’s EXACTLY what they told her in Pompeii!
* Found a body? Who what now?
* OMG! Screwdriver? Doctor? Regenerate? NO NO NO NO!
* Don’t do this to me Russell T Davies you terrible man!
* Who to the what now? But she’s….
* She looks a LOT different now. Sounds different too. Did she get freakish giant horsetooth caps? I guess we’ll see.
* She turned her head and they were gone. ??
* Sacked? Oh I. Don’t. Think. So.
* And there goes the hospital with Martha in it.
* His name is Morganstern? Like Rosencranz and GuildenSTERN?
* Martha died? Oh I don’t think so.
* Aliens! I LOVE THE GRAMPY SHOW!
* She gave up on Donna? Oh noes!
* And Sarah Jane is gone now too? That one survivor wasn’t her?
* And there’s Rose! Rocketing out of nowhere? WTF?
* Oh yes, giant megacreepy teeth.
* Use the raffle? How does she know? And how did she end up there? And why was it blue behind her?
* Grampy is wearing not one but TWO pair of antlers. I love him! Have I mentioned that?
* What’s on the BBC? There is a thing on her but there isn’t but there is?
* What IS she saying? I certainly can’t tell.
* Annnnd there’s the Titanic!
* And it did not work this time! No Doctor to save it and now it went wrong. This is sad…
* I’m supposed to be out there selling papers…
* Wow, who knew the left turn would make all that happen? Really makes you wonder.
* I feel like we’ve seen this street in Leeds before…
* What a nice man he is, trying to make the best of it.
* What? Dissolved entirely into fat? I TOLD YOU THEY SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!
* Grampy looks thinner, and Mum is about to go round the bend I think if she hasn’t already.
* Again with the no bees! That’s bad mmkay?
* Even Mum singing Bohemian Rhapsody, she might be actually happy for a moment!
* Atmos! Here we go! Almost up to the beginning of this episode aren’t we?
* Bright blue light? What’s there now? Rose again?
* Oh look Rose. Well her teeth anyway. She’ll be along a few minutes after.
* Sontaran ship, band of fighters? Mickey?
* Rose is with Torchwood in this one? Gwen and Yanto died? Oh noes!
* Great hair? Heh.
* She saved his life? NOW she remembers!
* The Darkness? All universes? So she’s not here from Torchwood?
* She’s the most important woman in the whole of creation? How? What does that mean?
* Good LORD I am distracted by her giant Nancy Kerrigan teeth now.
* I mean… Good LORD I am dishhtrachted by her shiant Nanshy Kerrigan teesh now.
* Aw, I love that he is excited about the future.
* Labor camps? England for the English?
* Oh, that moment between those two men. All those unspoken words. My heart is breaking.
* Labor camps. That’s what they called them last time! Oh no oh no oh no oh no….
* Mum’s done. That’s sad. At least when she was on about something she had a passion for that…
* Poor Donna, Mum’s agreed she’s useless.
* I love you Grampy.
* Stars are going out? Yeah that’s bad.
* O hai Rose’s teeth! O hai Rose!
* She’s like, assumed the role of Doctor? No name and all of that…
* Seriously I can’t watch her creepy teeth. She smiles and it freaks me right the hell out. Plush she hash a hard time talkingsh with them.
* He showed Roshe she wash brilliant? I don’t know that I believe that.
* Show it to us!
* OMG I’d freak out too.
* Nice long flowy coat btw there Donna. Long and brown…
* How does she know it was a right or left turn?
* Relevant to the mission? What the hell?
* Poor Donna, I feel so bad for her again.
* How are they finding her?
* This is to combat dehydration. Hee!
* Oooh! It’sh a thime mashine!
* SHAY YESH YOU GIANT TOOTHED IDIOT!
* More importantly who was it that beckoned her into that fortune telling booth? What do they gain from all this?
* Four minutes. Half a mile. Eight minute mile seems reasonable to most.
* Oh Donna. What are you going to do to stop yourself? This should be good.
* Oh noes! She won’t make it?
* She’s gotta toss herself in front of the truck?
* Was that the Italian man from her other reality?
* She didn’t die. Good!
* Tell him thish: two wordsh: What are they?
* Left it is!
* None of those other things happened that way!
* How did she do it?
* What will you be? That’s creepy….why did she run off that way?
* Why did we do one Doctor only ep and now one Donna only ep?
* Parallel worlds? We know they are sealed off.
* Library too, now this…
* Is she River Song?
* She said the stars are going out, all worlds. What are the two words she had for him?
* Those two words were Bad Wolf!?
* Ohhhhh no. How is it everything? And why?
* Didn’t Rose plant those herself?
* OMG it’s everybody!
* Break for these now while I watch Torchwood I think. I’mma need those now!
* She’s wearing the same thing she was wearing at the end of the first episode. (I thought so!)

This episode is the tenth episode of Season Four (or Thirty depending who you ask), called Midnight. From the site: The Doctor is trapped, powerless and terrified, on the planet Midnight, as the knocking on the wall begins…

* Sapphire Waterfall? Antigravity restaurant with bibs?
* What could possibly go wrong? Uh huh.
* DUDE! Look at all that complimentary stuff! I can’t even get a drink refill most of the time.
* Wow, what a lovely pair they are, he introduces himself but she’s bothering him? Hm.
* Oh goody. I was worried there was no emo in the future.
* What is she singing? I’m guessing retro 60′s TV.
* If I were on that flight I’d kill someone and it wouldn’t take long.
* We’ll have to talk to each other? You know the Doctor LOVES that! Awesome.
* Oh gee, he mostly has you do his grunt work. Imagine that!
* I hope she does find Poosh or whatever it is.
* She needed her space? Interesting it’s treated as no big deal. I mean it should be but it usually isn’t.
* Nobody ever there ever? I call shenanigans!
* Way to sashay up front Doctor! Woohoo!
* I’m a Doctor I’m very clever. Heee!
* Hi Claude! Hi Driver Joe!
* Let’s look outside? OK let’s see it!
* Poisoned by the sun? I have a hard time believing that…
* We’re the first? Cool. Worked out by computer though? Oh I don’t think that was random…
* Was there really something to see? I watched it twice and couldn’t tell.
* Completely unnecessary? She’s all worked up.
* She knows about the engines? Interesting.
* Oh look hysteria! Fabulous! Awful woman, that mother.
* WTF was that!?
* I am really over the Professor. It is impossible for someone to be outside! Someone maybe but not someTHING. Tard.
* Ooh! Knocking three times!
* Cripes, two of the women on this trip are complete basket cases. This is why the Doctor should REALLY be travelling with me. I wouldn’t stay and sunbathe!
* And why isn’t Donna in this episode anyway?
* It’s coming for me? She said she’d get me?
* Are we going to find out what it is? It screwed up the ship well and truly!
* Yikes! Why is there no front of the ship?
* STFU Professor! It can TOO be gone!
* Oh she’s not quite right is she? But how did it get in if nothing really opened?
* Good eye Jethro! I hope they pay more attention to you later.
* Oh that copying is freaking me out!
* Yikes! At the same time was even weirder!
* Why would he bring up the Medusa Cascade and list all his “new” companions?
* shamble bobble dibble doodle (:
* Creeeeeeeeepy!
* Mrs Kane SHUT UP!!! You basket case!
* Just stop looking at her too, that certainly isn’t helping.
* Goblin Men?
* There is no it? Oh really?
* At least Jethro is trying to reason it out. Good!
* We should throw her out? Oh good you horrible judgmental khaki wearing JACKASS!
* Yes they could murder her, Doctor. They’re no better.
* Oh look how I was right that all humans would do is kill the new one.
* Now turn on the Doctor, brilliant! What a good idea, the one reasonably calm person here and you turn on him.
* At least he is smart enough to know not to tell them who he really is.
* Sure, toss out the one calm person! Jeez.
* She’s ahead now. oh goody.
* She’s traded him somehow. This isn’t right. It took him somehow and now he’s the one stuck but she can move again.
* She took him and yet she’s still the evil one! How did that happen?
* She’s safe! She wasn’t but now she is but just STFU Mrs Kane!
* Oh whenever you decide Jethro agrees with you his opinion counts eh?
* She is TOTALLY preying on him!
* This is miserable for him!
* You go DeeDee!
* She’s the voice! Of course she is!
* I saw it with my own eyes? YOU DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING!
* Look at the smile! You can tell she’s doing it.
* I hate Mrs Kane!
* Did the Doctor catch his foot or was that just coincidence?
* HELP HIM STAY JETHRO!
* FINALLY someone saw through it.
* And it’s gone. Poor Doctor!
* Poor Hostess! She didn’t want to do that. Good for her but she sacrificed herself for a bunch of ingrates.
* I said it was her? Hit her in the face immediately! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
* So what was it?
* No really, what?
* What was the Hostess’ name? Nobody knows?
* Tell them, it won’t REALLY help will it? I mean honestly!

* I know I saw Rose calling for him on the video screen behind him. AGAIN. I know I saw her on the Sontaran one too. FREAKY!!!!!! What does she want or need and how is she doing it?
* What does Rose want? If she needs him so then why did she disappear at the beginning of the season?
* What is it they’re setting up? Why does she keep popping up like this?

I missed Donna, I really didn’t notice how much I liked them together until I had to do without her. But the moments of her laying poolside (?) and seeming completely adjusted were awesome. Not a bad episode, all things considered.

This episode is the ninth episode of Season Four (or Thirty depending who you ask), called Forest Of The Dead. From the site: As the shadows rise, the Doctor forges an alliance with the mysterious River Song. But can anyone stop the Vashta Nerada?

Rehash before the credits
* Her doormaking gun is pretty fantastic.
* I’m glad she seems to be watching it. What channel is that? Is it where Agatha Christie was?
* Why is Donna being taken into this weird place? Is it the bin?
* Two years ago? What in THE hell?
* Is he the principal on Hexed?
* No more dreams about the Doctor?
* Hey look, CAL!
* Oh wow what is going on!?
* She’s fishing with him?
* Married? What the crap?
* Twins?
* Seven years!?
* He’s from CAL?
* What what? How did he become Dr Moon all of a sudden?
* Then you forgot? Oh lord. This is eight kinds of effed up. I LOVE IT!
* Is that how they all got stuck? All doing Matrixy “keep the fake world alive” things?
* I like her slapping him down a bit though. Another redhead putting him in his place.
* WHAT DID SHE SAY?
* Some hair dryers? Heh.
* Two shadows again? Oh crap.
* What is going on with Donna?
* Poor Donna. What now?
* What is with the skipping? Who’s that there then?
* Why would the little girl tell her not to go?
* Can anyone else see this woman?
* !!!! It’s the girl! Miss Evangelista?
* How is she going to help Donna? I hope she works it out!
* We did not come here?
* We come from here? Hatched?
* Spores in trees? BOOKS ARE PAPER FROM TREES!
* Oh how is he gonna manage this?
* You go Doctor!
* All the same children over and over…wow.
* That veil! Yow!
* Actually saved people. Ghosts in the machine.
* Oh this is going to be interesting.
* Why aren’t they supposed to tell?
* I’ve been dieting! Heee!
* I am brilliant and unloved. That’s so sad.
* One word? What is the word. Cal?
* Is Cal something particular? Ruin everything?
* How did she do that with the remote? No more dad? Yow!
* How does he know about Dr Moon and it is programmed to protect her?
* I know Doctor Moon is the actual doctor moon, but how does everything else correspond?
* “I bet I like you” “Oh you do.” Hmmm.
* I feel bad for Donna some more. I’m getting to see how she is at being emotional too.
* They aren’t real? They know they aren’t there sometimes? And gone? OMG!
* Self-destruct is bad news!
* What is going on with her house!?
* Computers don’t dream but little girls do.
* How does he know? How does he know who she is?
* This library is her life now?
* I feel bad for him, a little. Poor little girl!
* You just killed someone I like that is not a very safe place to stand.
* Look me up! Wow.
* OMG! She knocked him out cold!
* You know my name! Wow.
*  What is the reason he would tell anyone his name? I guess I gotta look that up too.
* That poor man, how will she find him? He’s one of four thousand people!
* They were all saved? They are all surprised about it I bet.
* At least he found Donna.
* Oh no he was real and he was right there!!!! ARGH!
* And still he didn’t look? I wonder why not.
* I am still desperately curious about the screwdrivers that he keeps NOT keeping. WTF?
* Did you see him clear that book cart? WOW!
* Hang on Professor!
* WOW what did he do?
* He put her in the machine! Oh he IS very good.
* It’s a good place now? Good. Good for him.
* But how DID he make the doors open by snapping his fingers?
* That was a nicer ending at least. Nicer than some have been.

This episode is the eighth episode of Season Four (or Thirty depending who you ask), called Silence In The Library. From the site: The Doctor and Donna enter a world of terror inside an abandoned library. They’re given only one warning: ‘Count the shadows’.

* um ok.
* She goes to the Library?
* Where have I seen that doctor before?
* MY Library?
* My mind is blended!
(credits)
* You need the smell of books! How true.
* Seriously, this is a world I want to live on. Or at least vacation on.
* Monty Python’s Big Red Book? I might need that!
* No spoilers. Nice!
* Any kind of life, he’s searching on a Mac keyboard. (:
* Are the books alive?
* Weird encounter with the statue robot thing.
* This is very very weird. AWESOME!
* And here we are.
* She’s a security camera?
* What IS casting those shadows?
* OMG! Is that Doctor whatshername from ER?
* Contracts? Well played Doctor!
* The usual?
* Byzantine? Asgard? What a diary she has!
* Why should The Doctor know her?
* Why is her phone ringing? Why are they hearing it?
* I must admit it’s quite the book.
* What book? WHO IS SHE?
* I think the foolish assistant girl is key.
* IQ of plankton? Wow.
* Open door? Is she the redshirt?
* Those books are just laying there flattened on the floor. PICK THEM UP!
* So is she stupid to go through that door and look round or did she do a smart thing? Seems dark.
* There, NOW will you believe him?
* How does he know this? Is he a good guy? Is he a bad guy? Does he want to help them or NOT help her?
* I guess it makes sense that he would eventually meet someone who has met him but he doesn’t yet know.
* Did it happen with the one where The Doctor appears on exactly the DVDs the girl owns? Wasn’t she Sally Sparrow or something? Maybe it happened with her too.
* Two shadows, oh crap.
* I like her sonic screwdriver. That’s now the third or fourth variant we’ve seen so far.
* Ah! Donna! What happened?
* Did the shadow get her?
* Well it got him…
* Oh crap.
* A what gun? AWESOME!
* Donna Noble has been saved? HOW? WHERE? AGGGH!
* Saved? How is she the…is that how there were survivors? They weren’t really survivors they just became the guide thingies?
*AHHH!!!! I HATE TWO PARTERS!!!
* Is she Jenny? Is that why she won’t use her first name?

This episode is the fifth episode of Season Four (or Thirty depending who you ask), called The Poison Sky. From the site: As the Sontarans choke the Earth, the Doctor battles to keep both Martha and Donna alive.

* Oh good right where we left off, with some nice highlights, not drawn out nonsense.
* Mum with a hammer! BRILLIANT MUM! I woulda elbowed in Grampy’s window myself but that’s just me…
* Atmos running wild?
* Oh mum here we go again. “You go with the Doctor! That’s my girl!” I love him more every time.
* Martha Martha Two by Four, what the hell are you up to? What’s that card connect you to?
* Good work for a female? Bitch Please! Or to quote Donna, “I’ll tell you which way the wind’s blowing now, mate…”
* War is magnificent? If you ever cared about anything you are about to blow it up. That’s ok?
* Is she a real newscaster? Are any of them? Not being in the UK I don’t know.
* Now she tells them Sontaran? NOW? What’s THAT gonna get anybody?
* She gets a key now? Awesome! No chain and pretty normal looking this time round, innit?
* Are you ok Donna? I hope you are all right.
* What did they do to the TARDIS? Ohhhhh no. Sent it up there without him? Donna is gonna knock you down to size.
* Quietly: “He is behaving exactly as predicted…” so they are playing him too. Interesting.
* Stuck on Earth like a human how rubbish is that? hahahahaha
* Have you phoned your family? Hmmmm. And she thinks Donna is home now? Awesome.
* His own soldiers are the students of his school? Do THEY know that?
* Nice hack into the comm system!
* Why was Rose yelling DOCTOR when the video came on?
* Fifty thousand years of war? Wow.
* He’s so excited about another world? What about the rest of them who love their families?
* I chose you to survive?
* He planned the whole thing? Once again a plan foiled by failing to account for humans.
* OK Donna what is it you need to do? Phoning Martha won’t work obviously. Or will it?
* He has one minute? oh crap.
* Why didn’t he see the look Martha gave him?
* North Korea is part of the world nuclear grid? heee!
* Launch no? what?
* They’re coming for her. Get with it Doctor! Please figure this out!!
* Oooh Ross! You go!
* Why does that guy feel compelled to ignore the Doctor again and again?
* NOOOOOOOOOOO! Ross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* You SOB! You killed him!
* “He wasn’t Greyhound 40 his name was Ross.” Bossy Doctor is Bossy!
* ??? Did they just shoot the two “operatives” from before?
* This is too easy. They’re running like slidebeks from a spielfox? um ok.
* Why DO they need the factory? Why Why Why?
* Why does Martha keep stopping it?
* Shot the students down? That’s…unfortunate. He just found out he’s getting played? GOOD!
* Oh for Pete’s sake! Stop trying to fight Sontarans!
* OMG HE CALLED DONNA! FINALLY!
* I don’t love that she needs a pep talk but I love that he is doing it. You crack him good in that there vent Donna! You know you can!
* OMG it’s the Vulcan sign! Awesome. You go Donna!
* Hold on Donna! You can do this!
* Are you my mummy? OMG OMG OMG!! Even more out of episode acknowledgement. Russell T Davies you fabulous geek!
* Did it EVER occur to you that he might know a thing or two about Sontarans? And maybe you should listen?
* It’s the Valiant? oh uh UH!
* You just said it wasn’t battle it was sport, but now it’s all the honor of battle? wtf?
* Oh Doctor I hope you know what you’re doing with her.
* It doesn’t matter because the bullets wouldn’t work anyway.
* OMG Donna you go!
* Did he just shoot a Sontaran and have it work!? HOW?
* Isn’t that the music from when Rose disappeared?
* Clone food? They’d win that war for sure.
* I’m sort of sad for the clone I guess, I hope it affects our martha somehow.
* Was that my old ROKR phone?
* Have I ever told you how much I hate you? hahahaha!
* Nice! I love that he has no time for the idiot kid.
* Cloneworld is born? oh crap.
* I’m sorry sport, but Sontar can suck it.
* horry clap! When the Doctor goes “pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease” you know it can’t be good.
* Grampy Wilf sees another day! Good.
* Nice kiss!
* Now we’re in trouble? oh noes!
* Why did the Doctor have to do it? And why wouldn’t he take his coat? Why the crap didn’t Luke volunteer to do it?
* Doctor you know you cannot win. Luke? What the hell?
* OMG! He totally did it. He saved the world. Go Luke! Who knew? I forgive him a little bit I guess.
* No driving? Phenomenal! Sneaky little enviro story you’ve got there Russell.
* Ohhh, Grampy Wilf. You are my favorite. I hope you get to go with the Doctor too. Rose took her mum. Take him with!
* HA! What? What? Heee!
* How are they not in control?

I guess I’mma watch the teaser and see what I see.
She’s my DAUGHTER? My mind is blended!
GAH! I wish I could watch it right now. Too bad I can’t. (sigh) It’s bedtime for me!
This episode was a nice finish for the first piece. Telling this story definitely takes two parts, but if I’d had to wait a week I don’t know what I would have done with myself. Sontarans are interesting and I only have vague memories of them from the older series. Good one!

This episode is the fourth episode of Season Four (or Thirty depending who you ask), called The Sontaran Stratagem (first of a two-parter). From the site: Martha Jones summons the Doctor back to modern-day Earth, but an old enemy lies in wait.

* Those are some heinous tracksuits.
* Dear Rattigan with two Ts: You’re not Matthew Broderick. Stop it. Thxby.
* She will be terminated. Cool. COOL!? Are you kidding me?
* Deaths related to Atmos systems? Does the S stand for system? Isn’t that redundant?
* Jo, why can’t you get out of the car? Wiggle out the window? Oh, because if you did you aren’t interesting anymore.
* “What am I gonna do, put a dent in the 1980s?” “Someone did…” Oh? Do we get to find out more about that?
* How did Martha convince him? We never hear that part.
* Did she just call him a prawn? Heh.
* Don’t fight don’t fight, well don’t get along either? Heee! Bit human, that.
* Weird giant semi trailers.
* WTF is Martha in on? Why is she running off tracking aliens?
* Weird three fingered command giver in the purply lit room.
* Technically he never resigned? I love nods to the old bits. “All a bit more homespun back then…” hahahaha!
* Atmos, eh? Sounds pretty fantastic, especially now.
* “That’s why we called in an expert.” “Really? Who’d you get?” heeee!
* Weird basement area room, I’d not go near it.
* Ahh! Why is it banging?
* How does green acky stuff OHHH MY GOD!!!!!
* If it’s a person but an umbilical cord at the neck it’s not human.
* One of them was smart, interesting.
* Ahh! WTF is that thing? A cattle prod sized tazer? Yikes!
* If he’s Sontaran then the thing in the vat with a neck vent is a Sontaran too, right? Like when Dalek Sec got the human body?
* SuperTemp? Go Donna!!
* Not coming with you? what What WHAAAAT?
* Oh good she’s staying. Hurrah!
* You Dumbo! hehehehe! I really like the two of them together.
* Oh this guy’s not half creepy.
* I’m here to work? Hmmmm…
* Oh she’s letting them lead her….I guess she has no reason to think otherwise but oh come ON!
* I really love that Donna is wearing a jacket and sneakers. Awesome. Vaguely Doctor-y.
* Flashbacks and we’re only in Episode Four!?
* Oh Granddad, there you are! I love you. Will you be my Granddad too? I’ve never had one that happy to see me.
* RUN MARTHA! Nitwit. How does she not know? Oh look they won’t let her out. There’s a shock.
* Is it safe? I thought that was my job! Oh man. He is super awesome!
* Oh look it’s mum. Annnnnd, she’s off!
* That wink officially makes him Best. Gramps. Ever.
* Ross is reasonably sharp.
* Ooh, conditional clause. Well done Doctor!
* I wonder if he’s actually American or if it’s a put on accent.
* Nice hissy fit Rattigan. That flounce out of the room was super impressive.
* He called you a grunt, don’t call Ross a grunt, he’s nice, we like Ross! Fabulous!
* It’s been a long time since anyone said no to you…
* I totally need a jacket like that! That’s quite the pocket.
* Teleport pod what? OMG!
* oh NO he didn’t! How did he get in? Intruder window? GROAN!!!!!!
* Only an idiot would provoke him! Only a stooge would interrupt!
* Good shot doctor! I think I am right about that neck thing, it’s a weirdy pre-Sontaran something or other. A Sontaran Daywalker if you will.
* How do you tell each other apart? I can tell the difference, why can’t you doofus?
* Oh look, Martha’s in trouble. Imagine that.
* Knowing they are the soldiers they are, why would Rattigan think they’ll take care of him at all?
* Oh noes! They are gonna get dumped in the river!
* Don’t do what I say, ok, drive me to the river! Nice!
* I wonder if they’ll notice that Martha’s not wearing her ring? They got her ears pierced even.
* Wilf! Grampy Wilf is phenomenal even still.
* Promise you’ll take care of her. She takes care of me! That’s so cute.
* HA! He’s the man from the wedding! I love when they admit stuff happens outside of this episode.
* All they want is war. You can’t take it Rattigan. You can’t even make a passable Ferris Bueller, how are you gonna be a warlord?
* Why did you get in the car Grampy Wilf? Why Why Why??????
* Oh this looks bad, mmmkay?
* Don’t you do anything to my Grampy Wilf!!

AHHHHH!!!!!!!
This is a good episode, but I don’t like the two-parters as much because that first bit doesn’t stand on its own like it should.
I hate cliffhangers. Good thing for me the next episode starts NOW!