For my Angry Mac Bastard bretheren:

Sometimes I get to guest on Angry Mac Bastards, and the fact that they let me pleases me to absolutely no end. I still can’t believe it. They are the smartest bunch of guys and they do NOT suffer fools gladly. Since I do not hold everything posted on DigiTimes as gospel, they are always really nice to me and they let me swear and giggle on their show, which is super duper fun. If you don’t listen to the show, go check it out. They’re insightful and smart. (SPOILER: They’re liberal with The Seven Dirty Words, in case you hadn’t figured it out yet.)

Anyway, on Twitter today, Darby let fly a little tech reporting/Pulp Fiction mashup and it made me giggle, so as it kept spinning around in my head, I came up with this. I hope they like it. I also hope to hear one (or more) of them standing over a cowering “analyst” and quote it as said analyst is repeatedly bludgeoned with a sock full of pennies.

The path of the righteous blogger is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the rumormongers and the tyranny of analysts. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the clueless through the valley of tech blogs, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost news. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to spread rumours and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.