The Bananaverse

Seriously, I want to go off with the Doctor in the worst way. I am like halfway through Series Three (I just watched Blink) and I’ve been watching the Confidentials that go along with each one. I know it’s all British and everything but I think it’s time the Doctor met an American girl, and no Captain Jack doesn’t count. (:

I ask lots of questions, I’d be there to save his ass, I wouldn’t ever lose the key. Come on Russell, you’re a “friend of mine”, surely I can do SOMEthing to convince you he needs a girl with an accent! Come on!

I know I know. But seriously, all squished up on the bus between the guy rocking back and forth talking to himself and the guy who reeks of pot on the other side finding everything “heavy, man” Tommy Chong style, it REALLY makes me wish that even if it was the offer he made Martha for the one trip that just once he’d show up and make that offer to me.

Thank you, that is all. I know I’m a megadork so don’t bother commenting to point it out. I’m a powergeek and sometimes I just can’t help myself, so I had to get that off my brain so I could go to sleep.

Now if only it turned out that Seth Green was really from Gallifrey…………

I was just watching Countdown (y’know, AS YA DO!) and saw the following (which I transcribed directly from TiVo):

(Bush on video says) Some in Washington should spend more time responding to the warnings of terrorists like Osama bin Laden and the requests of the commanders on the ground and less time responding to the demands of moveon.org bloggers and Code Pink protesters.

cut to Keith: There you go, MoveOn.org is running the nation. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground smiley face caves. (Sound familiar?)

I love Keith Olbermann. Not in that pullout-poster-from-Tiger-Beat way, just that omg-you’re-so-smart-and-interesting-I-want-to-talk-to-you-at-length way. I want to buy him dinner or something and just hang out. I want to ask him where he gets his glasses and what information banks he accesses to dig up Oddball info and such. I probably sound like a creepy stalker or something, but I don’t want to tie him up in my basement or anything (first of all I don’t have a basement) I just want to get to talk to him as a person. He seems completely awesome. I want to get Keith Olbermann and Wil Wheaton and Jon Stewart at a table over some sort of delicious meal and lovely drinks and have a conversation. If I could just Jeannie head-bob that into existence, I think once I bobbed my head it might just explode.

So anyway, if you don’t watch Countdown, freaking START already! So far I’ve heard good feedback on my suggestions-a couple of people have followed my music suggestions and told me good things. If anyone is unhappy with something I suggest, I haven’t heard about it yet. So go watch my man Keith. Tell me what you think. I think he’s fantastic. He’s like watching Jon Stewart but with a basis in news and a bit of funny instead of a basis of funny with a bit of news. Plus he just LOOKS like a newsman. I wish he’d get a Nightly News job so he could be seen by squillions of people every night.