The Bananaverse

Jared Leto hates Blogistan. He said “…when people are writing on these blogs, they feel like they don’t feel they need to do any research or back up their opinions with facts or anything…”

OK. Well I have DONE the research MISTER Catalano, and guess what? You’re a talent-free waste of space who has precisely ONE noteworthy accomplishment since MSCL went off the air and since said accomplishment was getting into Lindsey Lohan’s pants (oh wait! she doesn’t wear pants!) perhaps you should stop and think before you shoot your mouth off.

But no! You went on to say “It used to be, to be a writer you had to have experience and talent, and learn a craft. Now anybody with an opinion, which is anyone and everyone, feels that it’s worthy. Technology is allowing people to have access to things where before it required very great skill. So there will be some interesting developments from that, and also some things that are pretty worthless.” Oh, you mean like 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, Jordan? (I know that’s not his band but it’s the same difference.)

Go put on some guyliner and listen to the Cure. I officially declare you and your petty rantings over. Sashay off and pester someone else. Maybe E! is taping a where are they now special and they need to talk to you….

Have you seen this?

Trek + Trent Reznor = Crazy Delicious!

It’s happy fun flashback time! I went looking for how long I’ve had TiVo and I found this:

So, here’s a meme for you: Take the first sentence of your first entry of each month and your last entry for each month for one year. Stick em in a paragraph. My results are below, from 2/04 to 2/05:

So I’m updating from 9/05 to 9/06. Enjoy.

I don’t know what to say about this post. Now in a version the whole family can enjoy! Best. Picture. Ever. You know that family member that nobody likes to talk about? Yoinked from ZenMondo: That crazy foo! Someone on TV just said he’s discovered the meaning of life…iTunes. I know I’m late, but here. Wow. You know what makes for a lovely evening? So cute! A friend and I are talking about eating stuff. It’s happy fun flashback time, kids! Mac Nerds, come hither. Hey, whaddya want for free? I was playing Fun With The Macro Setting on my camera, and I thought a Sausage and Mushroom thin crust pizza from Pietro’s in Milwaukie was as good a subject as any. You ever like, read websites or your friends page or news articles and you read one thing that makes you feel good and then you read one thing that poops all over that fuzzy feeling you had? Here’s some things about Lost-I’mma put them behind a cut so I don’t spoil anyone who didn’t stay up retardedly late like I did to watch it. How is this cheating? This is for almost everyone on earth (except virtually everyone who is a regular reader of mine; you are all taller, thinner, and better looking that most folks anyway, so I’ll just ad smarter to the list). Maybe I’ll just keep hitting refresh…I just cleaned out my work keyboard with some air. How fabulous would it be to walk into a bar, slap down the cash, and say “Bartender! I’d like a Fruit Fucker!” I think it’d be pretty fabulous. This is kind of funny, and kind of sad. After a discussion about Lost and the Lost ARG and all manner of theories, I saw this TiVo video and now my mind is all atwitter with a whole other set of theories. hmmmmmmmm…
And we have a high pressure OHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

How cool was that?? OK, it was a random pile of word salad. I hope you enjoyed it. I enjoyed finding phrases like “yarn based devilry” and “If you don’t hear a peep by Jan 2 avenge me” in entries past. This is kinda fun. I’ll be spending a bit more time there in the future, I think…

And we have a high pressure OHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

From IM, with my boy Droo a few minutes ago:

droo: wanna see a BT video interview?
verso: like there’s any chance I’ll say no.
verso: He’s on my The Scoot Who List!
droo: http://www.m-audio.com/index.php?do=media.new&ID=789
droo: lol
droo: i think i remember you saying you want to do certain unmentionable things with him or something
verso: He’s all blondy and nerdy and technofied.
verso: I’m sure at least a few of the things I want to do to him are illegal in southern states.
verso: And Utah.
verso: because nothing fun is legal in Utah.
droo: it’s fun and legal to leave utah
verso: hahahahahahahahaha
verso: you know I’m SO blogging you, right?
droo: er…wha?
droo: you’re bloggin me?
droo: did I enjoy it?

After a discussion about Lost and the Lost ARG and all manner of theories, I saw this TiVo video and now my mind is all atwitter with a whole other set of theories. hmmmmmmmm…

Have you ever had the feeling your whole life, your whole YOU, is coming apart at the seams?

I’m kind of having it now, so I really really hope not.