I just cleaned out my work keyboard with some air.
An appalling amount of dust, misc crumbs, lint, and eyelashes (eyelashes!) came out.
I’m kinda weirded out but mostly grossed out. I try to keep most crap away from my keyboard, how did this happen? And what would it look like under those keys if I didn’t try?
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
When you are donee reading this, stop what you’re doing and go blow some air into your keyboard. It’s for your own good.
It has been brought to my attention that like a dumbass I posted the lyrics to the song, but I didn’t post anything else. I apologize.
I posted the lyrics to Coup de Boule because I saw the video and was really entertained. This is the new French hotness. It is surreal on a Hoff-ian scale.
In fact, if it weren’t for the new Justin Timberlake song, Coup de Boule would be the new all-around hotness. Unfortch, JT trumps all other attempts at hotness. Who knew the big summer song of 06 wouldn’t be out until the end of July? (That new JT song is called ’sexyback’ in case you wish to search for it someplace.)
Enjoy,
coodayboool!
Here’s the lyrics to the french headbutt song. Thought I’d share:
Coup de Boule by La Plage Records
Attention c’est la dance du coup de boule (coup de boule coup de boule)
coup de boule a droit (coup de boule coup de boule)
coup de boule a gauche (coup de boule coup de boule)
Allez les bleus allez
Zidane il a frappe, Zidane il a tape (coup de boule)
4 x
l italia sta mal
Zidane il a frappe
L’italien ne va pas bien
Zidane il a tape
l’arbitre l’a vu a la tele
Zidane il a frappe
Mais la coupe on l’a rate, on a meme bien rigole
Zidane il a frappe, Zidane il a tape (coup de boule)
4 x
Trezeguet n’a pas joue
quand il n’a joue, il a rate
il a tout fait capote
la coupe on l’a rate
Barthez n’a rien arrete
c’est pourtant pas complique
les sponsors sont tous faches
mais Chirac a bien parle
Zidane il a frappe, Zidane il a tape (coup de boule)
4 x
Attention, c’est la dance du coup de boule (coup de boule coup de boule)
coup de boule a droit (coup de boule coup de boule)
coup de boule a gauche (coup de boule coup de boule)
et maintenant un penalty, attention il va tirer
un, deux, trois
c’est rate!
Zidane il a frappe, Zidane il a tape (coup de boule)
4 x
On a quand meme bien rigole, Zidane et Trezeguet
La coupe on l’a rate, Zidane et Trezequet
On a quand meme bien rigole, Zidane et Trezeguet
La coupe on l’a rate, Zidane et Trezequet
et Trezequet et Trezequet et Trezequet
So, since Blogtown said it better than I could, read this, and when you’re done, think of me going “YEAH! What they said!!”
Kthx.
Sex Advice From 90’s Icons on Nerve.com, a good website for getting your sexy on. Not getting your Sexy BACK, getting your sexy ON.
I realize now what I should have said in my Lance Bass entry:
Are we sure he’s all the way gay? Is there any chance at all that he’s “Bi Bi Bi”?
Please save your groaning for the comments. (:
But it looks like it might be good. And that makes me feel like a traitor a little bit…OTOH, there’s a chance they might finally be back to the original spirit of the old old OLD comics…I’m so conflicted!
When he was going to be on a space flight, there was a graphic of him on The Daily Show with a caption of “F#(K You Justin, I’m In Space!” Maybe now there will be a caption of “F#(K You Justin, I’m A Top!!”
Here’s hoping. Hey Lippy, maybe he’ll date Jared Leto! (: I hope not, they’ll go on a date and have deep meaningless sex and then Jared will go around all like, “takebacks!”
Earlier I clipped my toenails so that I would not have feet that are a danger to others-I was trying to be considerate, and head off a potential crisis.
So after painstakingly clipping them I just now proceeded to STAB MYSELF with a sharp toenail-y area.
God Dammit.
Can’t the human body have safeguards against this sort of thing? Like how you can’t tickle yourself or it doesn’t hurt as bad if you squeeze your zit as it does if someone else squeezes it? Can’t my body go “Oh, that’s MY toenail, I won’t be stabbed by it.”
My poor other leg. It will never be the same. I better go make sure I’m not bleeding before I head to Scare-aoke tonight. (I say scare for moi will be there. And probably performing.)
Stupid toenail! I clipped you to avoid EXACTLY this situation and you caused it. FOR ME. You’re a bastard, toenail. Do you hear me? BASTARD!!!!!
(and now back to your regularly scheduled friends page)
I was just reading the latest from Wil, and it made me wonder something:
Does Teh Scoot like me like that? Wil writes such nice things about Anne, and I can’t imagine they like NEVER fight or whatever, but does she ever get frustrated that he is the way he is (whatever that way may be)? Does he sometimes wish that he could go read HER blog and see the lovely things SHE has to say about her sweetie the way she can? Has he tried to make her understand that writing is really important in making him him but she still sort of nods and smiles and doesn’t really care?
I have had each one of those moments, and I just wish sometimes I could go read TehScoot.livejournal.com or something and see random posts like “Verso came home from visiting her dad today. I’m glad she’s back. I don’t like her snoring but now that I’m used to it I have a hard time sleeping without her lumberjacking in my ear. It was nice to have the whole bed to myself though.” Or like, “Verso authored a song today about how great ‘jammies with feet’ are. It was a very odd song but kinda catchy.” Or “Verso and J.Ro are being loud and drunken in the living room. I’m kind of afraid to go out there, because I think one of them just fell off the couch.”*
It kind of makes me sad that he doesn’t have that, but not because I think it would help him be a better person or indulge his creativity or anything. Honestly it’s pretty selfish, I wish he had it so I could see it and he could write me love notes on the internets in his own way. I’ll go back to being sad now.
* All of these are true events.
Maybe I’ll just keep hitting refresh…
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