A friend and I are talking about eating stuff. So upon further discussion, here’s what we came up with and my answers are below. Please comment and add your own.

“How do you eat a burger?” (I generally work my way across, but not methodically like a typewriter or anything.)

“How do you put your burger down?” (I put my burger sesame-side down on the plate and pick it up underhanded so it’s sesame side up when it reaches my mouth.)

“How do you eat nachos?” (pre-brokeass days: evenly distribute toppings so the first bite is as tasty as the last. Now that I have reliable and reasonable income, I am not opposed to leaving naked chips behind, but I might dip em in salsa.)

“How do you peel the foil off of a burrito (the tacqueria “dry” kind, not on a plate)?” (I peel the foil off twice- once down as far as I can before containment is an issue, and then once I get there, down nearly to the bottom-just enough to hold on to.)

“How do you eat corn on the cob?” (I tend to spiral around and work my way around, provided I’m not in a hurry. If I am, I go across but in two-or three-bite wide swaths of buttery destruction.)

I watched the VH1 Goes Inside special on Yo! MTV Raps! and it was really cool. before I went downtown I spent like two hours downloading old school hip hop. It was awesome!!!!!!

Went to Karaoke tonight to see J.Ro for a bit. Had some fun. Still know someone who basically won’t say hello to me and I get the feeling I am beneath them somehow because everyone else gets a big hug or whatever and I don’t get a ‘hi’. But whatever.

J.Ro has the best idea: Sing whatever you want but you MUST sing it in the style of the first Mrs. Bono. We call it: CHER-eoke.

Had a really good drink tonight: Stoli Vanil and Ginger Ale. With TWO cherries because I wore lip gloss and smiled at the bartender. He said he could tell I was partial to fruit. (:

That’s it for now. Had a really traumatic February thus far and I hope to recount it soon. Over more alcohol. Which reminds me I need to see what Teh Scoot did with his flask, I could use it in my desk drawer at work…

LJ Interests meme results

1. bubbles:
   Soap bubbles. specifically the kind that come out of a bear body that you squeeze and the wand pops out of his head. No muss, no fuss, all bubbles. Except that being me I have a robot one and not a bear.
2. crayons:
   Crayons. I think there is an astonishing amount of potential in a new box of unused crayons, be it the 16 box or the 124 box or anything in between. Those rows of perfect points are terribly exciting to me. And I still color things from time to time. I think everybody should, it’s very relaxing and when you’re done, ooh! pretty.
3. disney:
   The Land, the World, the Mouse. You know, DISNEY???
4. irc:
   Stands for Internet Relay Chat. Before AOL and the atrocity of the ‘chat room’ this was how it was done. Yeah, it’s old school, but hey-that’s how I roll.
5. legos:
   Legos. Bricks and bumps and possibility. Love them. LOVE THEM! I still buy the tiny sets from time to time and build little things out of them.
6. matrix:
   As in the movie. The FIRST movie. I thought it was amazing. And this list shows me that I need to update my interests! I wrote this before there were two more that took a giant dump all over the first one.
7. pee-wee herman:
   Pee-Wee Herman…he had a good run. I want him to come back. He was so out of his giant kinda dorky closet, and he made me feel a little better about being in touch with my own inner spaz.
8. spongebob squarepants:
   Spongebob is a great cartoon. For being a kid, he keeps a clean house and holds down a steady job while caring for a pet and still somehow maintaining a social life. I wish more GROWNUPS were like Spongebob! Plus-his pants…they are square.
9. tim burton:
   I love his movies. Even the second Batman. Not Planet of the Apes, but Charlie and the Chocolate Factory AND Big Fish almost made up for it. Almost. I think he’s brilliant and anyone who can have that kind of vision whether you love it or hate it kind of deserves some respect.
10. x-men:
    Not just the movies, but that’s probably why I listed it. I loved the comics. I read them fanatically for a long time. They made me feel better about not quite fitting in, because none of them did but they found a place where it was ok to be them. Someday maybe I’ll find it too.

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This is the last one, I promise.

It has to be, Best Week Ever says that Brokeback Mountain jokes are officially over and who am I to argue with them? (:

I didn’t think he was so personally involved in it.

I’m off today. Yay! So I’m doing some personal maintenance on my computer-sorting out and removing and updating and stuff like that. Then it’s off to delightful lunch with some of Queer Eye for the Mac Nerd friends. Hopefully I’ll get something accomplished today and continue to stop being sick.

I simply don’t understand what’s going on with all this violence and demonstrating about these cartoons of Mohammed. I have seen them and I didn’t even think most of them were funny.

Is it simply outside my frame of reference because I live in a place where Jesus is depicted on a cartoon show as having his own show on public access?

I am Donnie, from “Donnie Darko.” I’m

pretty troubled, yes.

Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
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You’re the policeman. You protect the weak and

ensure that justice is done, all while

wearing really tight pants. Why wear a

uniform if you can’t have style? You don’t

take any crap and are more than happy to use

your nightstick on anyone who gives you lip.

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I am of two minds about this article.

On the one hand he did sort of get what was coming to him, but on the other doesn’t violence have to stop somewhere? I don’t know. Don’t think I don’t want him held accountable, but like, make him barback at Scandals or give him anger management or something, not this. Never this.

you know you’ve been reading too many blogs when

you end up here.

Yeah.

So cute!

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