The Bananaverse

K. You know what makes for a lovely evening?
Of course not! That’s why I’ll tell you! silly.

1. Go to Acapulco’s for Margarita Mondays.
2. Have three or four margaritas as opposed to two little chicken tacos.
3. Come home and soak in the tub whilst reading sci-fi.

that’s it! Rinse and repeat as needed.

I hope there aren’t any typos, for step 4 if there is one would be “then tell all your lj friends about how to have a lovely evening!

k that’s all I’mma go soak in the tub and if I’m lucky all that lovely bubble bath smell (did I forget to say bubble bath? I’m sorry but that’s really important) will get The Scoot all hot and if I make the sexy face maybe we can get it on!

K bye.

I agree with Tucker.

I don’t know what to do about this…

This is for some people I know. You know who you are.

It’s a sushi HowTo! (:

A friend of mine recently referred to me as The Empress. I kinda like it. Maybe that’s one I’ll keep…’hag’ is such an icky word.

I haven’t been around much lately here. I’ll try to do more posting in the future. Hopefully I’ll have something interesting ot tell you soon. (:

I’m SO glad someone blogged Bill’s CES presentation!

Check out Windows Vista.

Those who kick it old school will find this a bit familiar. (:

The Admiral sent me this from the something awful forums.

He briefly toyed with the idea of switching sides altogether—after all, being male, he could more readily understand the insanity of the male population. Females, on the other hand, represented a breed of batshittery with which he was wholly incapable of understanding, despite his repeated exposure to such. But alas, the life of the proctonaut was simply not for him; once, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he managed to eject a salvo of manthrax directly into his own mouth, purely by accident. His reaction was both immediate and violent—he projectile-vomited the offending substance right back onto his crotch. And he continued puking for the next fifteen minutes. So, while going gay seemed like a way to simplify his sex life, it just wasn’t feasible.

First off: Manthrax is SO becoming part of my vocabulary. and I’m amused by both ‘proctonaut’ and ‘breed of batshittery’. WOW.

hahahaha.

and now. bed…

OMG I can’t believe it’s Miami Vice OMG!

I think I am inappropriately excited about the fact that Miami Vice is on TV Land now.

I am a bit disappointed though, since I thought the “vice” in the logo was a bit pinker, and it isn’t, so I wonder how degraded the rest of the show has become. It makes me curious how the DVDs look.

Wow.

Even with all it cannot do, here’s a list of things the iPod should do.

Mister Morford can be wordy, but in this case he’s dead on. And for the sake of argument, we’ll say I’m one of the ones with lickable flesh. Don’t question me, just go read it.

Thank you. That is all.

Now that I feel like I’ve survived the holidays, I’ll be a bit chattier.