The Bananaverse

I know I’m late, but…

here.

I link whatever I want to, gosh!

OMG I got jammies with sushi on them. SUSHI JAMMIES I TELL YOU!

For the love of Gord, sushi jammies.

More later.

That last test informs me that:

* I have a song that is fifteen minutes worth of the Blow Monkeys. Wow.
* I have twelve seconds of TMBG. huh.
* I have GOT to start putting some time in to tag this stuff.
* Zorak?

And now a random iTunes search for those who get it.

Results when I search for:

Passion: 1
Love: 332
Sex: 39 (39!?)
Money: 8
Violence: 4
Religion: 3
Injustice: 0 (I’m glad there’s one place where there is no injustice!)
Death: 15

I find that interesting. Also, when I search my name I get ten results. ten!

Anyway. I’m off to drink heavily and throw things in bags. woo!

Supposed to be packing for the Whirlwind Tour of Eastern Oregon. Failing miserably, as you can tell by my posting here and watching Desperate Housewives…

Found this and passing it on:

Open iTunes or Windows Media Player or whatever to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs?
5820 items, 18.5 days

Sort by artist
First artist: 1 Giant Leap
Last artist: Zorak

Sort by song title
First Song: 1, 2, 3, 4 - Coolio
Last Song: Zoolookology - Jean Michel Jarre

Sort by time
Shortest Song: Fingertips - They Might Be Giants (first actual song)
Longest Song: Choice - The Blow Monkeys

Sort by album
First Album: 2gether
Last Album: Your Kisses Are Charity (Single)/You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby (full album)

First song that comes up on shuffle
Finale/End Credits - John Williams (Star Wars Trilogy Anthology Disc Two)

How many songs come up when you search for “sex”?
39

How many songs come up when you search for “death”?
15

How many songs come up when you search for “love”?
332

Am I the only one who listens to The Sinner In Me and feels like I should be taking my clothes off?

It’s a very SOFAD vibe, for those who like their DM a bit older school.

I might as well open it up…am I wrong in believing that SOFAD is hands down the best dm record to play during naked (and preferably naughty) time?

I need to know first and foremost if you can get Katamari Damacy on a platform besides Playstation or whatever it’s on because I NEED IT!!!! How is this NOT a game for Verso?

Anyway.
Now there’s shirts.

My second favorite Portland software company (they’d be first if they’d hired me, but since I work someplace else I say they are #1) Panic has managed to end up in the shirt biz and these are neat looking. I don’t play the game so I don’t ‘get’ the shirts but I don’t care.

Enjoy.

Know someone who kicks ass at tech support? for mac AND pc? let me know. My office is on the prowl for someone. Thanks!

Check the sources.

there is nothing to imply that this is fake. How could two friendly folks make this up?

I am appalled. I really need to stop prowling news sites during the day, it just spoils my whole day.

(re: Chappelle’s Show and the new season)
Verso: I loved when he did that Sam Jackson Beer commercial.
CS guy: That was funny, huh? MMM MMM, BITCH!
Tech Guy: He really does sound like that in all his movies too!
CS: What was that movie he did with Ben Affleck where they drove around and tried to kill each other?
Other person: Grosse Pointe Blank?
CS: hee hee hee!
TG: hee hee hee!
V: hee hee hee! How awesome would that be? He’s lying on the therapist’s couch, all like I KILLED THE PRESIDENT OF PARAGUAY WITH A FORK, MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YOU BEEN???
CS: What movie wouldn’t be better with Sam Jackson in it?

There was much giggling. Today was a day I liked my job.

What are you waiting for?

I just want to know if he has another sweatshirt…

OMG!

There’s some sort of That 70’s Show marathon or something right now.

Fez was accused of listening to the devil’s music. Hyde started making crazy satan voices and starts demanding that Fez get him a pop (it’s soda but whatever). Then he goes,

“Satan’s second choice is root beer!”

and for some reason that amused the hell out of me.

So there you go.

Satan’s second choice is root beer. Who knew?

Not to become a linkblog, but how cool is this?

Outstanding. Woohoo!!

Don’t worry, it ends happily.

Nice little dose of holiday fuzzies. (:

This might help!

Make sure you gots the sound up, yo.

I gave Ye Olde EllJaye a facelift. If you haven’t been to my pagey page, check it out. I’m amused anyway.

And Gord bless the S2 system for all the tweakery! yeehaw!

bed. night.

I have these moments. I see someone looking really put together, or all tall and non-fuzzy and made up and all the other things I’m not and at first I thought the feeling I was feeling was jealousy. But now I don’t think so. I think it’s sadness. I might be able to do that if I wanted to, but why don’t I want to? What is wrong with me that I don’t feel like all that stuff? Do I just not think I’m worth it? Do I labor under the impression that I could spend that time on other things? I just don’t know.

Maybe I’m just intimidated and refuse to admit it because I’m all worked up over all these things I never used to care about. Wasn’t I supposed to do this in high school or something? What is my problem? Am I just having a pity party? Am I just finally realizing maybe all that crap was for a reason?

I don’t know what to do. I want to just figure it out but I’m having some kind of problem. I don’t know what, but I think I’m off to go contemplate or eat cookies or something.

Maybe I’m just having SoCal withdrawal. Yeah, that’s it, it’s just the OC detox. Suuure.

Someone on TV just said he’s discovered the meaning of life. iTunes.

I had my suspicions.

You Are Most Like Mark! You are a very quiet, yet
loud and exciting at times, person who like’s
to keep there emotions to themself. You have a
fasination with almost everything and everyone
around you and you are often caught filming
these people/events with a video camera. You
feel you must be the foundation of everyone and
try to hide from your emotions.

What Character from the musical ‘RENT’ are you most like?
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