The Bananaverse

Like the universe, but Banana-y-er.

 

OK a real entry now…

You know that family member that nobody likes to talk about? it’s my brother in mine.

It must be said that he is an alcoholic. He knows it and goes to AA and stuff. He has a long and storied history at the ripe old age of 26. I’m going to leave it at that.

He was here last weekend, apparently for the Dropkick Murphys show. His girlfriend flew up from California to attend it with him and so that they could see each other. He asked me if I could get the price on the Motel 6 just up the street here so I did. I offered to pick him up from the airport but no, he’d rather take the bus so I let him. Well he couldn’t find the right bus so I went and picked them up at Gateway TC. Well he said he’d been away from the Notre Dame football game long enough so he couldn’t be bothered with, you know, food. I told him to get the room and I’d take the gf for some chow. So he goes in and I run her up to Burgerville. She was happy with her huckleberry shake, I hope the burger was tasty too. Funny moment: she said, and I quote: You know what you have here that is SO awesome? Pie.

So I get her some food and drive her back to the hotel-she thanked me the whole way there and back, like I was going to let her starve when the Ville is spitting distance? No. Anyway. I took her back and did some other running around. Then I remembered that I bought movie tickets for him and I forgot to give them to him. So I called him and said I’d be dropping them off. I get there and he opens the door with a beer in his hand. Here’s the resulting train of thought:
Beer? No…he wouldn’t. But no other can looks like Budweiser. no. Oh no. sigh. no! Oh hayulllllllllll no. Hell TO THE no! He is NOT. He so is. That little fucker. What does it take?

So I asked him if it was beer. His answer?
Yeah…I know. But I’m on vacation.
OK, when *I* am on vacation I might eat something that isn’t the best for me, but it doesn’t make me mean and it doesn’t get me arrested. Not the same at ALL.
I know.
So don’t give me that. You can’t drink.
I tried the never drink ever thing and it doesn’t work for me.
Well the drinking thing doesn’t work either.

We continued in this vein for awhile and I gave up.

Then the next day we were supposed to have dinner and we didn’t because I asked him if he was going to drink and he said yes so I told him we (teh Scoot and I) were not going to go. That sucked.

A good friend of mine had his mom pass away recently and I went to the funeral on Wednesday and my brother showed up Saturday. So I was in the midst of a bunch of ‘be there for my family’ feelings and he screwed that up. I was pissed at him twice. Dangit.

Then he got home and found out some of his stuff was gone (as in stolen) and he got to drinkin and he got pissed and he went there and decided to start beatin the guys down that did it and they called the cops (natch) and they showed up and took him home. He got home and drank more and got more mad and went back and ended up breaking a window at their house so the cops picked him up AGAIN and having learned from last time they kept him instead and my mom eventually did bail him out after a night in jail. I talked to him tonight. We have the same conversation again and again. I hope he figures it out eventually. I am tired of this. I agree with my stepdad, he has a disease and I want to help him with that, but he needs to make some kind of effort on his own first. And that effort up till now can only be described as piss-poor.

Anyway.

I’m done ranting for now. I hope this isn’t my last entry for another month. But for now I’m wicked sick and hoping to survive the next week. Stupid sinuses. Yargh.

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On October 25, 2005
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YES!

I want my obituary to look like this.

Or something close. heh.

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movie link

Wow.

Are you sure they dind’t shoot this yesterday?

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Well it’s a pretty good theory…

My friend Big A recently held forth on the creation of the Totino’s Party Pizza. It is copied below as best I can tell from my frantic scribblings. He asked if I was taking notes and these are the best I could do. Here goes:

A’s Grand Unified Totino’s Theory:

Somewhere in Middle America, or in the Middle Americas, there is a single nozzle hovering over a conveyor belt. From it extrudes a single round glob of mucilagenous sludge. Said sludge rolls straight into a Totino’s box and is sent out to grocery stores. And that wrap around the outside of the pizza? That’s simply a byproduct of the sludge having been exposed to air.

And that, my friends, is probably as close to the truth about Totino’s as we are likely to get.

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On October 23, 2005
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chatty chatty!

Check this out!
Versatile Electronic Replicant Skilled in Observation

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On October 22, 2005
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I need it!

Jacked from meanwhilepdx who ripped it off from the ambassador:

Type your name in google followed by ‘needs’. Post the first ten.

Verso needs to be secure
Verso needs server with OS and database server
Verso needs to make more noise
Verso needs one of those Suche playing
Verso needs to put passion and brio into the knock-kneed, introverted physical
outline of the character
Verso needs to be remounted (!?)
Verso needs beats
Verso needs cleaning
Verso needs slight restoration
Verso needs online access every month

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Seriously. Apparently I NEED it.

Kelly Needs:

Kelly needs her brother backstage.
Kelly needs patience right now.
Kelly needs modesty.
Kelly needs some competition in this one.
Kelly needs items for her magic show.
Kelly needs to go the Distance at Augusta.
Kelly needs to go to London.
Kelly needs a fifth or better.
Kelly needs friction massage.
Kelly needs all the expert help she can get.

Kelly Wants:

Kelly wants her own feud!
Kelly promises skills for all.
Kelly wants to piss on you! (OK, it was R. Kelly, but still…)
Kelly wants a new scooter for Christmas (hee!)
Kelly wants IFA Deputy Presidency
Kelly wants to create an energy-controlling heroine for a power level 10 game
Kelly wants to remove any doubt
Kelly wants to become an expert magician
Kelly wants to talk with Sophia but she collapses
Kelly wants to go topless worldwide

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Dude!

Am I the only one around here who was a little freaked out to hear everyone on South Park go on and on about BEAVERTON??

Seriously.

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le sigh.

still up. shouldn’t be.

miss my lj. Miss you all! Barely make it to the friends page anymore…

I will be better when I am able to budget time better on various things. I’ve been so caught up in trying to get to the gym regularly and doing all my chores that I haven’t had time for anything else.

OMG when will Bernard get to see Rose again!?!?!?!?!!!!???!??!??!

k. night.

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On October 19, 2005
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yeah, I know. but heee!


Your Monster Profile


Iron Ogre

You Feast On: Tofu

You Lurk Around In: Las Vegas

You Especially Like to Torment: Emo Kids

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OMG!

I just got a gift card. To MORTON’S. From a guy I talked to on the phone. Just for helping him out.

Yay today!!!

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On October 17, 2005
At 2:02 pm
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Seriously.

Pizza? Damn.

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On October 13, 2005
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random

SO!

two things:

1. Saw the Corpse Bride last night. I am now convinced that between it and Big Fish (no I haven’t seen Willy Wonka yet) Tim Burton is officially forgiven for Planet Of The Apes.

2. I have decided everyone in my cell phone (if it ever turns up again, I turned it off last night at the theater and haven’t seen it since, yikes!) will get a code name. This is at my discretion. Fear if you must.

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On October 11, 2005
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Thank you.

I very much appreciate that you dropped the cash on a year of ranty goodness for me. So whoever you are, thank you very very much for my extra year of lj. I am very grateful to you. Now if you would just tell me who you are I’d be even happier to thank you personally!

It’s even better since it isn’t my birthday for another month yet! (:

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On October 10, 2005
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!!!


           
badtz-maru is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

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On October 8, 2005
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I know, but this was AWESOME!!!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love verso (BRAVO, 7:00): verso (Jerry Orbach) eats liplash (Susan Sarandon)’s raspberry cheesecake. Upstairs, keltgrrl (Halle Berry) cheats on a test, and zenmondo (James Best) finds out. Afterwards, railfan (Billy Bob Thornton) hits a wallet with isteph (Winona Ryder)’s mailbox. Also, ukiah (Rick Moranis) discovers that texalicious (Buster Keaton) is taking circadian rhythms lessons. Then, ob1 (Robert Englund) gets lost on the way to meanwhilepdx (Ricky Martin)’s house and spends the night in the lake. Wacky results follow.
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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Gee, I’m on the gay channel. Imagine that.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Visiting verso (BRAVO, 7:00): verso (Jerry Orbach) burns zenmondo (Raul Julia)’s knife. At the same time, ukiah (Rick Moranis) buys english muffins instead of notebooks, ruining keltgrrl (Halle Berry)’s day. Afterwards, isteph (Winona Ryder) draws a picture on saitan (Roy Rogers)’s forehead. Also, texalicious (Richard Dean Anderson) is allergic to meanwhilepdx (Susan Sarandon)’s motorcycle. Then, liplash (James Van Der Beek)’s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of gren (Joey Lawrence)’s underwear pink. Insanity ensues.
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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knock knock!


My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
verso goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Flava Flav.
dray tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
keltgrrl tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
liplash gives you 7 light blue mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
meanwhilepdx tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
rargirl gives you 17 red-orange grapefruit-flavoured gummy worms.
texalicious gives you 6 light orange pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
ukiah gives you 1 light green coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
zenmondo gives you 14 green banana-flavoured nuggets.
verso ends up with 44 pieces of candy, a piece of paper, and a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

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well? would you?

I can only get wristbands in packs of 10. If’n you are local enough to not make me pay shipping, do you want one if I buy them? comment below.

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On October 6, 2005
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The Word Of The Day!

I don’t think there’s been one since Coke-tastrophe so here you go:

I give you….

Squeezure
def: When one tries to ’squee’ so much that it ends up being a fit, usually likened to answerlepsy.

usage: OMG Mike I just found out there’s a Hello Kitty Gamecube game and it gave me a squeezure! Go look!

I can’t take credit, it came from this post which really is awesome.

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