The Bananaverse

For fun I checked out the blog of someone I used to know.

Turns out I was mentioned.

Interesting, other’s perceptions of you. I had no idea this was how I was seen.

Explains a lot.

Oddly, I feel better about this. For now. Tomorrow I’ll feel even better when the plot is fully formed in my archnemesis mind…

You must like to spank or be spanked, because your
romance is remeniscent of Secretary. A truly
modern love story, it shows that you don’t need
to be conventional to be normal. You’re
probably the type that owns a whole lot more
leather than what’s upholstering your car or
sofa. Yeah, you know what I mean.

What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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Your familiar is a badger. Your kinda nosey, aren’t
you? Hehe. You are strong and smart, and your
familiar is so strong that it can fight a
grizly bear and win! Listen to your heart and
fight for what you believe in!

What is your Pagan Familiar
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heh.

You are a MONKEY!
You rock my sox! You wear your emotions on your sleeve, and you’re LOUD LOUD LOUD!

Monkey? Pizza? Death? Oompa Loompa?
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Cartman is so wrong. And SO hilarious. They should really start selling little Clyde Frog dollies. (:

I need a good word for my readers (yes, both of you!)

Dame Edna calls hers ‘possums’ I think. Stephen King calls me Faithful
Reader if I’m not mistaken. I’m looking for something like that. A
random plural noun that suits you, and since you’re a varied bunch, I
leave it up to you. Comment away! What do you want to be called?

I like noodles.
Not flour noodles so much (like Ramen). And I’m a sucker for “two
minutes in the microwave” as the ONLY step between me and eating.

Today I had Annie
Chun’s Miso Soup Bowl and it was delicious! I thought the miso was
good, and the tofu wasn’t all weird (even though it was from an
envelope), and it was easy. Yum Yum!

I probably sound like a commercial, but I feel like three day old
twice microwaved death today and it helped me feel better to eat some
tasty miso soup. It also helps me feel better to think about something
I like, and boy that miso soup was it.

I got mine at Whole Foods since they aren’t far from here, but I have
seen them at Trader Joe’s too. Your local store might have them in the
hippy dippy organic aisle, but I can’t guarantee anything.

And before you make fun of me for calling it the hippy dippy organic
aisle, I shop there a LOT so I think I’m entitled to make fun of it.

I’m posting this via email! How cool is THAT? This, kids, is what a
paid account can do for you.

Cool, huh?

Question:

Now that Bono claims that “your love is teaching me how to kneel”, is it possible that now he will be able to kiss the sky?

This suddenly showed up in my brain and I had to ask you about it.

(:

Or as I call it, Saturday…

Oscar Wilde: The Portrait of Dorian Gray. You are a horror novel from the world of dandies, rich pretty boys, art and aesthetics, and intellectual debates between ethical people and decadent pleasure-seekers. You value beauty and pleasure but realize their dangers, as well.

Which literature classic are you?
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You are Donatello…You are highly intelligent and
industrious, and considered the
“brains” of the operation. You’re a
serious nerd, but you’re still cool!

Which Ninja Turtle Are You?
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The Pirates of the Caribbean: A swashbuckling adventure! Yo ho, a pirates life is indeed for you, seeing as you are the classic Disney dark ride that presents a time when New Orleans was under attack from a band of treasure loving bandits. You have a bit of an edge, and an element of danger, and you can scare the youngins, but for the most part you mean no serious harm. You are youthful at heart, strong and energetic, with a taste for the good life, if not hard work. You have romantic notions about the adventurous life on the sea with no rules and no responsibilities except to your ship, but you also weary and worrisome of the fate that eventually gets all those who those who live life on the lamb, stealing gold for greed and burning down cities for your own delight. You are what you are, and you’re out to enjoy the glamour of your wild days while they last! Despite your rough surface, the people know you have heart and they will always come back.

What Disneyland attraction are you?
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Congratulations! You are Susan Mayer, the divorcee
and single mom who will go to extraordinary
lengths for love.

Which Desperate Housewife are you?
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(Bonus points to anyone who gets the subject reference)

You’re a punk rock mommy! DIY is probably your
motto, because you’re a punk mama at heart.
Your kids are getting your independent spirit
and guts, and learning to solve problems
themselves. You love it when they show their
independence, even when it’s breaking your
heart.

What kind of a freaky mother are you?
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Home.

Relief.

Happiness.

Can’t express my happiness.

TiVo and Cell Phones and Showers, oh my!

Yeehaw!

I have LOTS to say. More later. First, a stack of quizzes!